May 2013
nickmoorexvx:
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
linpatootie:
veiledsentiments:
The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever.
to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’
so
you know
starllex:
when you’re trying to concentrate and everyone around you talking and you dont know what to do so you’re just like
johnnybooboo:
shit i just wanted to see what he would’ve looked like in gatsby’s white suit and
screams
leonardsmccoy:
she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
Kirk: Mister Chekov, go put on a red shirt.
Entire Cinema: Aw, shit.
broadway-is-my-home:
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
are you satan
r-amp:
itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
Simmons:
Church:
For God’s sake, WHAT is that...
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
drunktrophywife:
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
rsvnr:
You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.
